Clever Clue Nominees

Please vote for the best clue from March (either by email or comments below). The Clever Clue of the Month will be announced on Sunday.

Lures for anglers?......................LAKES

Denoting the style in which one might 
consider this clue to be written........VERBOSE

Trying to avert a strike, perhaps.......ATBAT

"V.I.A.G.R.a 4 FR33!", perhaps..........SPAM
Dead centers?...........................CRYPTS

Mass distribution?......................WAFERS